Be Easy

I have one small drop of knowing in my soul. Let it dissolve in your ocean.

Anonymous asked: Btw how do they like you to dress/look you know

7abibi plaster your hair with gel, wear shirts that allow you to pop yo colla like a real p.i.m.p and make sure you drive a BMW …khalas you’ll win them over in no time.

Seriously, make sure you fill us all in on the details of your encounters. We are rooting for you.

*If the woman slaps you at any point in time she’s in love with you. Arab women just show it differently. My mama (allah yerhamha) slapped me all the time, she loved me to pieces.

Sometimes literally.

  1. rzvzee said: Lol! I hope you aren’t serious!
  2. realfakescientist replied:
  3. onceuponadeeja said: I am far more amused by this than I should be…
  4. beautifulqalb said: Naseem you are perfect.
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